March 2012
89 posts
February 2012
143 posts
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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Pictures from Twitter
@Cal4Justice statewide student strategy ready to take their #DreamBudget ideas @ The State Capitol Building instagr.am/p/HhJ4TktPVR/
”@Cal4Justice leaders meeting with Chief Education Consultant Rick Pratt from @JuliaBrownley’s office. instagr.am/p/Hhn9EWtPY3/”
THIS GUY’S VOICE WAS SO MONOTONE. IT WAS PUTTING EVERYBODY TO SLEEP. =_=
”@Cal4Justice students had a...
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Damn. CFJ SST Capitol Day
So I skipped school today to stay in sacramento for CFJ’s Statewide Strategy Team Capitol Day… basically, our lobbying day. A short summary: Went to a community art center called “Sol Collective”. Learned about bills, prepped ourselves with workshops etc. Media session was basically all about twitter. Had lunch and dinner there.
Got to the hostel we were staying at. It was...
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lightbuld:
i hate when you finish a cup of yogurt or pudding or something like that and you don’t want to get up to put the spoon in the sink so you just leave it sitting in the cup but the spoon is too tall for the cup and it falls over
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FUCKIN CANDY!!!! *___*
My brother laid out a bunch of coffee candy on my bed in the shape of a heart.
Initial reaction : “FUCKIN CANDY!!! YAYYYYAYAYAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!” Later reaction : “Oh, my brother Thomas has become so sweet. I’ll deeply miss him when he moves out. I won’t have my brothers randomly barge into my room to “bug” me. I wonder if he thinks the...
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so i went on omegle.com today
so many dicks! EVERYWHERE! never going on again. LOL
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0.0, Sleepover
Didn’t go to the trashpickup. my mom is letting me skip school to go to sacramento. she was actually happy about it. i’m glad. :) igdalia even dropped of the permission slip at my house. skip school, yay! but i have hecka homework i still need to finish, oh no! nirvana came around 3. finally cleaned up my room! not entirely though. went to buy soymilk. “worked” on homework...
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Trickle
at the top of my head.
my madre doesnt want me to cook anything. not even a cake from the mix. she doesn’t want me to do a lot of things. if i do a lot of something, she’ll tell me to stop. if i enjoy drawing, then she’ll tell me to stop it. if i like to make pastries, she’ll tell me to stop. sometimes i feel like i’ll never be able to be talented at anything because...
drivenhearted:
Newness - Musiq Soulchild
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well, i feel like an ass. i was supposed to hang out with walter yesterday.. but i didn’t. and ben (from piedmont) got in trouble with his dad. i heard he prepared hecka things for me too. he was asking me all the things i liked. T_T all my fault. i didn’t even care that badly at first.. because he remembers me in a way i don’t remember him at all. i’m a jerk. i know i can...
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Forehead
Ugly cartoons, I hate them. I hate Code Lyoko! I hate looking at their foreheads. I haven’t watched many cartoons at all in years, other than Spongebob. But flipping past the channels, catching it on, and seeing their foreheads… every second, I’m just like “THEIR FOREHEADS ARE FRIGGIN HUGE!!!!!”
If I don’t like the animation style of a cartoon, it bothers me. I...
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Fire
Officers meeting today at the office. Thank goodness, Katia was sick. But I didn’t get to have my one-on-one. Igdalia was there. She’s a ton more experienced than Katia… and she doesn’t speak thoughtlessly. So hopefully we will get back on track. We were in a state of “withdrawal” from our campaigns. I get pretty disappointed, but it’s not really a good...
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Haha
My arm has been sore since yesterday. We were playing a ball throwing game at Chuck E Cheese. We got too into it. It was consecutive picking up and flinging as fast as we could. The first ball Carolyn threw hit the top of the machine and flew across the room. I accidentally threw like 2 of them too hard and they bounced out too. I was so into it, I felt like I was gonna fall into the machine. I...
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Braces, Face
100% complaining about the way I look! ahahfjdfklsjfad lol.
I loved how my teeth looked straighter after I got my braces. Anybody would. I was one of those asians who had some teeth freakishly turned and twisted. lol.
But what pisses me off is my orthodontist. I had a crossbite my jaw used to always click every time I opened it widely. , and my ortho said that my case was one of the most...
Bathtubs for Bath Lovers
fuckyeahawesomehouses:
beautiful!!! cept for the first one
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Positive Outlook, ramble ramble.
Sometimes I think of an idea that wanna share on Tumblr, but when I finally log on, the idea goes away and I feel lazy to type it out.
Quality
Yesterday, I said “You guys don’t piss me off!” and I really really regret that. I wasn’t thinking. LOL. I mentioned it to Carolyn. When I think about it, it seems a bit thoughtless.
I’d rather appreciate my friends for...
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"Splendid"
went to chuck e cheese.. walk slowly through entrance. will they card us? nope! success. carolyn: “it’s because we walked with confidence”. haha. danica so adorable. played arcade games. ddr was hectic and sweaty, but fun. carolyn was always the assistant in ddr. xD river rafting game was an extreme workout. carolyn and i beat the bonus round :) yay!! then played two games.. at...
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Watchayefckitsjonio:
Holy mutherfucker of the fucking motherlands, I’M DYING asdfghjkl
WHICH ONE YOU WANT. BOTH? LOL
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I love when the price of your items are less when they are rung up at the cashier. You were gonna get something at a price higher and it turns out to be less. it’s like a bonus. yay! :)
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Shit Asian Moms Say
SO MY SISTER DECIDED TO ACTUALLY SHOW MY MOM THE “Shit Asian Moms Say”…
AND MY MOM SEEMED SO UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING IT. BECAUSE SHE KNEW IT WAS TRUE. LOL.
She understood parts, and even laughed at it…
But like 30 minutes later, I hear her crying “ELAINE! ELAINE! WHY INTERNET NOT WORKING?” and she hands me her tablet PC device. DAMMIT. SHE LEARNED NOTHING....
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, outruns usain bolt, climbs mount everest
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me: