Shit Asian Moms Say
SO MY SISTER DECIDED TO ACTUALLY SHOW MY MOM THE “Shit Asian Moms Say”…
AND MY MOM SEEMED SO UNCOMFORTABLE WATCHING IT. BECAUSE SHE KNEW IT WAS TRUE. LOL.
She understood parts, and even laughed at it…
But like 30 minutes later, I hear her crying “ELAINE! ELAINE! WHY INTERNET NOT WORKING?”
and she hands me her tablet PC device. DAMMIT. SHE LEARNED NOTHING. LOL
So I do what I can to try to fix it. I don’t know how to fix our wireless network, so I say sorry, the internet isn’t working for me too.
The reply I get: “NO, you know how to fix it! You’re just lazy!”
RAGE!
I don’t know everything about computers and how to fix ‘em! She always does this. I’m not an expert! I’ll spend like an hour trying to troubleshoot her problems on her phone, her video camera, the TV, and if I can’t fix it cause I’m not a fuckin technology expert, it’s just “You’re so lazy! You just don’t want to help me!” SHIT, MOMMA. LOL. MY BAD, WAS I BORN FROM A COMPUTER OR SOMETHING?
